高智商骂人不带脏话 怼人的话大全不带脏话

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高智商骂人不带脏话

你知道你全身上下最特别又神奇的地方是哪里吗?就是你的脸皮呀,看着挺厚的,但是我没想到这么厚,有的时候呢,还可有可无的。

Do you know what is the most special and magical part of your body? Is your cheek, looks quite thick, but I did not expect so thick, sometimes, but also dispensable.

这个世界上不要脸的人那么多,可是你却偏偏成为了这些人其中的元老级人物。

There are so many shameless people in the world, but you have become one of them senior figures.

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人家都说吃鱼可以补脑子,照你这样的智商,我觉得你至少得要吃几条鲸鱼吧!

They say fish is good for your brain. With your intelligence, I think you should eat at least a few whales.

有些人口腹蜜剑的,我就想问他,你每天说这么多的甜言蜜语,你就不怕得糖尿病吗?

Some people are hungry, I would like to ask him, you say so many sweet words every day, you are not afraid of diabetes?

失敬失敬,请问一下三国里诸葛亮用草船借的是你吗?(箭,自己体会)

Disrespect, excuse me, is it you that Zhuge Liang borrowed the straw boat in The Three Kingdoms? (Arrow, I know)

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有些人吧,在别人还拿你当人的时候,就请你尽量的做一些事人该做的事,好吗?

Some people, in others still take you as a person, please try to do some things people should do, ok?

听你说话这么狂,想必你的口气比你的脚气都大吧?

To hear you talk so wildly, surely your tone is stronger than your feet?

那些占了别人便宜,还口口声声对别人说吃亏是福的那些人,我特别想跟他们说:“觉得吃亏是福的话,那么我就祝你,福如东海”。

I particularly want to say to those who take advantage of others and keep telling them that losing is a blessing: "if you think losing is a blessing, then I wish you, happiness as immense as the Eastern Sea."

我根本就不想去在意,有些人说的话,因为这些人啊!他们虽然长着一张正常的嘴巴,但是却不一定有一个正常的脑子,所以我也不屑去计较。

I don't even want to care about what some people say, because these people! Although they have a normal mouth, but they do not necessarily have a normal brain, so I also disdain to dispute.

你脾气这么大,做人这么嚣张,是因为仗着你的背后有动物协管会保护你吗?

You temper so big, so arrogant, because you rely on the back of the animal aid will protect you?

虽然说你的身上喷了那种很刺鼻的香水,但是不知道为什么,我还是能隐约地闻到你身上所散发出来的一股子人渣的味道!

Although say you of the body gush that kind of very pungent perfume, but do not know why, I still can faint smell the smell that the place on your body sends out comes out of a son of human scum!

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既然你这么会演,那你怎么不去当演员呢?真的,我觉得你可以向演员这条路发展。

Since you're so good at acting, why don't you become an actor? Really, I think you can develop into an actor.

总是在我背后说三道四的人,我还真的多谢你能把我想的那么复杂,这样的谎话你都编得出来,我觉得你也好不到哪里去。

Always behind my back gossiping people, I really thank you can I think so complex, such a lie you make up, I think you are no better.

就算得罪你又怎么样?反正我又不指望跟你做朋友,难道我还这样一直供着你?那你继续得寸进尺吗?

What if I offend you? Since I don't expect to be your friend, am I still supporting you like this? Do you keep pushing your luck?